The Big Bad Wall
Last night, something horrible happened to me. I was supposed to go to the bathroom and make a pretty quick shower when accidentally my left little pinky dumb toe hit the wall. I wanted to spank the wall but I knew I’m no match for it. So poor little me, I cried for like 3 minutes because it really really hurts. I was very mad then. The big bad wall received verbal abuse from me (T@//7n@ m0!!! Ampuchi ka! Magkamatayan na ‘wag lang ang maganda kong paa!) – tanga lang oh kinausap ang isang inanimated object di ba.
The door was half-opened. My mom passed by and saw me crying on the floor like a kiddo who lost his fave toy. She then asked me what happened. I told her I accidentally bumped my toe on the wall. And joo know what did she told me?
It was like she borrowed face from joker when she told me “nananahimik yung wall eh”.
Oh well, prone naman talaga ako sa bumps, sa side ng table, wall, doors… sa liit kong ito ewan ko lang pero sa kagaslawan marahil doon. Kaya Emman would call me “kiti-kiti”.
I told Emman na na-injured ang paa ko. Hanapin niya daw yung wall, suntukin daw niya for me. Yey!
I went to SM yesterday, dahil SALE!!! ayun, naka-heels ako (para may panipa ako kung sino ang magtatangkang apakan ako) at naka-dressed with o.s ang injured kong paa. Tapos may dumaang magnanakaw sa harap ko. (Syempre alam ko dahil may humahabol sa kanya na sumisigaw na magnanakaw! magnanakaw!) — para lang may nag-tataping ganon ang scenario. I was holding a box of pizza on my left and on my right, yung isa pang food and my cellphone. So there’s no way that I could like make harang the magnanakaw by using my arms… naisip ko yung paa ko pero kasi… kasi… ahm… nagbago yung isip ko…tiyak ko naman mahuhuli yung manong na magnanakaw sa dami ba naman ng tao dun 
so you like make iwas to the manong magnanakaw instead of blocking his way? sa bagay with your tiny arms, you could’ve make saktan yourself. hahaha. hampanget. ay naku, pagkatapos sapakin ni emman yung wall, turo mo sakin, dadaganan ko. bwahaha. ^_^
tiny* i dont like the adjective you used. pang neonate yun. slim is the word. haha. cge, since ang goal natin is to break all the damn doors, pati wall na rin karirin natin.